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Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger vs. Ninninger the Movie: Super Sentai's Message from the Future from Super Sentai is the title for the \"VS\" team-up movie between Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger and Shuriken Sentai Ninninger, including the debut appearance of the main cast of Uchu Sentai Kyuranger. The film premiered in Japanese theaters on January 14, 2017. The film also features Daisuke Shima, reprising his role as Yūsuke Amamiya/Red Falcon from Chōjū Sentai Liveman.
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