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Robert Jon & the Wreck is an American five-piece blues rock and Southern rock band. Formed in Orange County, California, United States, in 2011, the ensemble has released several albums and toured extensively. Their 2021 album, Shine a Light on Me Brother, was described by one reviewer as their \"best album to date which is saying a lot. It's a great album from start to finish\".

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