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Kongba Maru, also known as Kongba Maru Laipham or Kongba Maru Laiphamlen, is a holy and sacred place of the Meitei people. It is located in Imphal East district of Manipur state. It has numerous religious sites of traditional Meitei religion (Sanamahism), including but not limited to Hinaotabi Hiden, U Machin-Manao shrine and Hijaotabi Hiden.

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Simon Charles Pendered MacCorkindale was a British actor, film director, writer, and producer from Ely, England. He spent much of his childhood moving around owing to his father's career as an officer with the Royal Air Force. Poor eyesight prevented him from following a similar career in the RAF, so he instead planned to become a theatre director. Training at Studio 68 of Theatre Arts in London, he started work as an actor, making his West End debut in 1974. He went on to appear in numerous roles in television, including the series I, Claudius and Jesus of Nazareth, before starring as Simon Doyle in the film Death on the Nile (1978). This proved to be a breakthrough role. He appeared in a variety of films and TV series including Quatermass (1979), The Riddle of the Sands (1979), The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982) and Jaws 3-D (1983).

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Pekka Paavola was a Finnish politician, a minister of justice, and a convicted criminal in multiple cases.

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